Oh, Heino, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways... How many times can I look at this album cover and laugh so hysterically that it makes my stomach hurt? I hope that the joy will never end - the hair, the glasses, that oh so stylish white suit. Put it simply, The Heino is the height of my collection, the pinnacle of uber-cheese, the shining white light in the midst of mildly entertaining LP fluff. Indeed, I love The Heino so much I actually had to put a sound to that charming face, and this is what I found: Lustigen Holzhackerbub. Please, join with me in my love of The Heino, and laugh until your sides hurt.